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BIBLE

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

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Eat this cracker, for it is my body. Drink this wine, for it is my blood. Eat this cheeto, for it is spray painted styrofoam.

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Other Important Instructions

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Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to the foreigner residing in any of your towns, and they may eat it, or you may sell it to any other foreigner.

Deuteronomy 14:21 

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Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.

Timothy 5:23

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